slut planet

[flitze]

hi@all,

the mighty leader of my planet forced me to post some suggestions due to long research times, frustrated scientits and the upcoming revolution on the planet i live!!!

our scientits just finshed researching the "major reconstructor" for which they had to spent 12 days!!! 12 days for a simple ship!!!
now were they have finished rumors occur here and there. spies have told the leader that our scientists are not willing to spent so much time on researching stuff. they seem to be really frustrated and angry. they also suffer from never having some off-time in which they could spent time drinking cocktails, having fun doing unbotly things with their gals and so on.

so to prevent our armee from not having new technologies (which are btw urgently needed!)
my leader thought of sending them on a little party tour on a planet which offers what sexually frustrated scientists need.

therefor i think he wants u to integrate following stuff:

a huge ship (class 3 or 4) which has no canons and can only carry scientists to the needed planet.

a planet which offers gals, cocktails, excellent food and a variety of things to keep them away from their scietific thoughts for a moment. all this in order to give them back their moral to do a better job which means:

when they arrive home they can to their researches faster (current research times -10/15%)!!!

okay my job is done! we really hope u take these suggestions into consideration when thinking of updates these days!!!

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[Blazedem0n]

ya man to long

[Captain Starlight]

How about this for a modification of what I think is a really cool idea. I dont think admin will program a 'slut planet' but


'Resort World' tech planet (like the others)
'Resort world is contained within a time bubble, and anyone landing there,has instantly been there for a weeks holiday'
Upon surviving landing (as in tech planets) a fleet with
X amount of mp on Resort World, and providing research is clear, then, the re-invigorated scientists can perform the next research (whatever is chosen) in half the usual time.

Labor laws could be introduced, to stop players sending their scientists on too many holidays.

I hope this would be progamable.

[flitze]

it doesn´t matter if this thingi will be called slut planet or not. the idea is to make the research time shorter. but u know that cap.
so if u gonna call that planet slut planet or barby and ken´s world of doing unbotly things or whatsofuckingever...

[zaphod]

i think flitze´s idea sounds great. it will open another door inside this wonderful game.
@admins: you should think about it. and btw. maybe you should ask all player for cocktail recipes :wink:

[ This Message was edited by: zaphod on 2002-11-25 11:09 ]

[Captain Starlight]

Old Fashioned

To a long glass filled with ice cubes add-:

One teaspoon sugar syrup, or castor sugar.
About 2 tablespoons of soda water, one good swish of bitters, a little glug of orange liquer, and swish around till the sugar is dissolved.
Then top with 3-4 oz's of good quality bourbon or rye whiskey. Top with a slice of orange, and a sprig of mint.

Give it a short stir, and drink slowly. Yummy.

nb. Its easier to make if you put the soda sugar and bitters in first and swoosh it round then the ice and the rest. Glass should be full to brim at the end :wink:

[ This Message was edited by: Captain Starlight on 2002-11-25 07:01 ]

[limsky]

How about this:
The scientist got drunk and the research was delayed by 2 days.

[peace of love]

there should be two kind of scientists:

those who miss their work so urgently that they hardly get recovered but getting back with signs of serious withdrawal (10% die from the resulting depressions another 5% gets shot by security guards discovered when secretly continue their inventions instead of "having fun")

the other which discover that there is a live beyond laboratories and refuse to return to such a boring thing as researches (40% of those were shot instantly at their home bases due to treason to their leadership, another 13% chased to dead on the fun planet allready when forced to leave it again. 64% suffer from addiction (mainly alcohol) which cant be easily cured anymore. (its more than 100% because of double symptons or because he scientist doing this expertise allready was influenced by a visit at the funplanet)...

[ This Message was edited by: peace of love on 2002-11-25 18:10 ]

[Captain Starlight]

A-Bomb

Equal parts: Kahlua, Baileys, Vodka & Tia Maria

Stir over ice & strain into pony or chilled cocktail glass


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[Captain Starlight]

Whiskey Sour

1 1/2 oz. Whiskey, *Sour mix

Blend with ice, Serve on the rocks or Strain to Serve up in a flute, Garnish with an orange slice and cherry

*Sour Mix
Whisk one egg white in a medium sized bowl until frothy.
Stir in one cup of sugar.
Add two cups of water.
Squeeze enough fresh lemons for two cups of juice.
Add lemon juice.
Stir all ingredients well.
Using a funnel, pour liquid into container large enough to hold one quart.
Seal and store in refrigerator.
Use for recipes calling for sour mix.

Dispose of after a few days



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