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 Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:59 pm Post subject: It's going to get rough ... |
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"Task force 2 secured the landing area on colony Ocularus Prime. Task force 1 involved in heavy fighting on colony Superbia ..."
Don Vorleone paid little regard to the status reports, which were recited by the uninflected voice of the board computer. He took another drag on his cigar and looked broodingly out of the window. Space was so empty, it got him tired.
"Task Force 3 conquered colony Jodorowsky. Casualties within predicted parameters."
He planned this operation for so long, played it through in his mind so often, the actual realization left him strangely unaffected.
"Task Force 1 successful. Superbia has fallen. Former colony administration is being executed."
Yeah, whatever. He flipped his cigar on the floor and lit another. Maybe he should order for one of the girls. That would be a nice pastime. He grunted quietly and waved vaguely with his hand. "Call for Chantal, no ... wait, Celeste! And get me a bottle of red wine ... Pinot Nero.", he mumbled without turning over. He didn't had to check if his orders were heard and carried out. He never had to.
"Task Force 2 advancing on Ocularus Prime. Strategical progress: 51,25 %."
Well. There was one more thing to do. Don Vorleone adjusted his necktie. "Computer. Get my face on the sodding screen. Open channels to all important news stations. GNN and shit."
"Channels are open."
He smiled charmingly into the crystal eye.
"Dear population of the galaxy! Dear friends! My name is Vittorio Vorleone. Some of you may know me as <Recurrence of of of>, decorated general of the alliance MAFIA, which controls ... controlled about 80 % of all colonies in the known galaxy. I hereby announce my resignation in this function. The MAFIA established a mere terror regime, which cannot be supported or tolerated any longer. In this moment, ... while I'm speaking my forces are taking control of the Northern Cluster. The Eastern Cluster already is in the hands of our glorious Rebellion.
We are leading into freedom those honest colonists, who were opressed by the ruthless MAFIA tyrants!
Join our Rebellion! Bring back justice into our galaxy!"
A big grin appeared on Vorleones face. "I'm one of the Good Guys now. End of transmission." |
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fungu
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| Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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bloody traitor!
prepared to be punished!
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fungu
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"let's have a toast: dear mutants, a great job, you done well and a special welcome to our , ehem , ok he is not adequately dressed, but you know: he is a pirate. Let's have a drink on this day - the treason will be avenged!
i chased this guy through the whole north cluster, but he "slipped" away somehow. Thanks to our special guest (i cannot say his name), we where able to payback this tremendous disgrace, the fouling of our name, the infamy that was done to our glorious alliance.
But for the future there will be no mercy, we will hunt them through the vast galaxy and find every outpost. i sended them a messenger - there will no further proceedings - there is only one price for perfidiousness -
cheers!"
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fungu
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A new era has begun. It seems that we can bring the galaxy to peace and order. but it seems some pirates haven't understood. They are putting their greedy hands on our colonies without permission.
This is meant as a warning and an offer. You can cooperate with us - just pm me. If so, you will live in prosper and will have a piece of the cake.
Otherwise, you will loose all colonies!
Think about it!
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Senor
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ncaries
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| Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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mmh, glad this is not about me....
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| Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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 dont make senor agree, you wont like it when he's angy...  <---your will...  |
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fungu
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:55 am Post subject: |
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angry... i am just making offers ...
The MAF1A has a great heart and it will take care for everybody ...
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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bloody spell checker!!! 
we can always pirate you if you like?  |
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fungu
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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there must be a terrible misunderstanding... sit down - have a Chianti .
We want just peace in the galaxy - and we wish that all the groups will live in prosper. Everybody should be able to do buiseness - really . But you also know that everything has a price ... and how do you say on Kaaazul , the stream goes down the hill, it's only natural... you know...
you should accept me as your godfather... hug - pat on back - hug
everything will be just fine ...
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| War and peace are related and inseperable. Without war there is no peace. Without peace there is no war. |
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Senor
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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will there be a revolution?
there's not much time... |
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ncaries
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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i like the chianti. Cheers!
i also like your colonies, godfather.
Hugs.
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fungu
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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ahh the pink pus5y pirates ... i missed you. sit down and have a chianti ...
hug ... pat on shoulder .. hug ...mumble ... cough ...
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fungu
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| Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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| ncaries wrote: | i like the chianti. Cheers!
i also like your colonies, godfather.
Hugs.
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yes... all like them... anyway... i asume your the buzzy guy... think we would take your bait... cough. we will see...
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ncaries
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yes, you guys are taking the bait ..... and biting the hook
enemy losses:
class 1:
65 fighters
class 2:
140 tank transport
1 destroyer
class 3:
1 cruiser
Hugs
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fungu
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| Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:04 am Post subject: |
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anyway , called gambit ... 
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